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02/04/2012

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Reader Teasers: Saving Myself by 107yearoldvirgin

Posted on: 02-4-2012 Posted in: 02/04/2012, 107yearoldvirgin, Comedy/Humor, Edward & Bella, Reader Teasers, Saving Myself

Reader Teasers: Saving Myself by 107yearoldvirgin

Saving Myself

By
107yearoldvirgin

“He shrugged and slipped his shoes off and I took the opportunity to roll off of the mattress and scoop up a bag to bring into the bathroom. Changing quickly, I pushed my boobs together and fluffed my hair, doing a quick rinse of my mouth and finger-toothpaste brush of my teeth. With all of the confidence I could muster, I stepped out of the bathroom and struck an awkward pose at the bedroom door, staring Edward down with what I could only assume was the sexiest look my face owned.

He was leaning back against the headboard, arms crossed over his grey t-shirt, an amused smile plastered on his face.

“What are you doing?”

“Seducing you?” I answered, wavering a bit on my feet.

That.

Jackass.

Laughed.

Not like a small, pleasant, courteous laugh.

Oh, no. He rolled to his side and laughed into the pillow, muttering ‘dicktox’ and something else that I couldn’t quite catch over the red raging rush of blood through my ears.

“Jerk,” I muttered, rushing forward and propelling myself belly first onto the mattress, noting that the bottom of my baby blue nightie rode up to expose my ass as I landed. Huffing, I buried my face into my pillow and sighed in frustration. He shifted quietly and pulled a blanket up over my legs to cover my ass.” – Chapter 11

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Summary
He’s fresh out of the Army. She’s fresh out of luck…and her mind. They’ve just met, but when an opportunity to win 2mill on a reality show arises, can they pretend to be in love? And saving themselves for marriage? BxE/AH/Fluff-fic


Twilight – Rated: M – English – Humor/Romance – Chapters: 11 – Words: 29,246 – Reviews: 1493 – Updated: 1-28-12 – Published: 12-30-11 – Bella & Edward
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Why TwiSherry Picked this Teaser

First of all, if you’re not reading this story – you should be. I’ll just say that when the opportunity for the 2mil was offered to ExB, Edward’s reaction had me in stitches and I sense that the sexual tension is only going to get harder (twss..hehe).

Second of all, when I read that quote, obviously those gifs were replaying over and over in my head. I really love when I have visuals while I’m reading.

Third of all, I love 107yearoldvirgin for writing things that I love.

That is all xoxo


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TwiSherry
I'm completely obsessed with all things Twilight. I love this fandom and the friends I have made here. I'm all about having fun <3

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